A fortune."  The couple walk towards the gate waiting area when Claire, Haley, Alex , Luke and Manny jump out from behind the chairs.  Surprise!  The entire family is coming with Jay and Gloria to Hawaii!  Gloria paid for everyone to go with them.  Jay asks, worriedly, if the rest of the family is flying first class like he and Gloria are.  "Of course not," Gloria responds, "do you think I'm made of money?"  "Of course not," Jay sarcastically replies.  Gloria tells Jay about all of the fun activities they are going o do: swimming with dolphins and taking a helicopter tour to name two.  Jay confides to the camera that he's not a fan of activities.  He just wants to relax and read the eight Robert Ludlum books he loaded on his "book reader thingie."

Out at the terminal curb, Phil is unloading all of the family's luggage.  "I know I've got a lot of baggage," Phil tells the skycap, "but I'm seeing a therapist."  Cameron and Mitchell arrive, and are very excited for their trip, Cameron especially.  This is his first trip to Hawaii.  "People say I scream Hawaii," Cameron states.  "Who says that?" Mitchell asks incredulously.  "People.  You don't know them," Cameron retorts.  Mitchell makes to pay the taxi driver, but realizes he doesn't have his wallet!  He thanks Cameron for the error, saying that if Cameron had just done what he asked earlier, Mitchell wouldn't have been so overwhelmed and forgotten his wallet.  Flash to four hours earlier.  Mitchell is packing Lily's clothes for the trip, and rattling off to Cameron the things he needs to do, including packing Lily's toys.  Cameron starts pulling one of Lily's outfits out of the suitcase Mitchell is packing.  When Mitchell asks what his partner is doing, Cameron explains that Lily has a play-date now with Jasper, a popular boy who is a legacy at Happy Time preschool.  Mitchell asks why the play-date is now, right before they leave for Hawaii.  Cameron explains that this play-date is a coup; this was the only time Jasper could do it.  "Now we're kissing up to a ten-month old?" Mitchell wonders.  Cameron tells Mitchell not to worry; everything will get done.  Oh, and they're Methodists.  Back in the present, Phil tells Mitchell they have enough time to run back to the house, so they load in Phil's van and speed off.

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